AARP Membership Center
P.O. Box 93139
Long Beach, CA 90809-9807
Dear Sir or Madam,
Enclosed please find the free membership card that you recently sent to me. You will note that I have cut it up. I was scandalized by the way that the AARP stood up to support the radical agenda of the Obama administration. Your support of hijacking the American Health Care system is the greatest betrayal of your membership and the American people that I have seen in my life. Is Joe Stalin and Mao Zedong on your board of directors? You should be the AALRP for the American Association of Liberal Retired Persons.
I will not give any thought to joining your organization unless you reverse course and publicly apologize to your membership and the American people for the unholy alliance that you made with the band of merry socialists who are temporarily occupying the White House. Please note that while from time-to-time these lying fraudsters might win elections, they cannot govern and we will cast them out in November.
Thank you for sending me the postage paid envelope. The card and the envelope gave me something to occupy my time between shifts of shoveling the two feet of snow that fell on my driveway in the last 36 hours. No doubt your leadership also believes in Global Warming – the other major hoax that this administration is attempting to pass off on the American people.
Please send me another card, I enjoy this game and it depletes funds that thanks to the Conservative dominated Supreme Court, you can spend to promote your liberal ideas. Take care as continuing to support liberals diminishes your freedom and ours – it will come back to haunt you someday.