Dear Representative Anthony “Weenie-Wagger” Weiner.
Personally I have thought that you needed professional psychiatric help from the very moment that you splashed onto the National stage. However I think that it is only fair to warn you about the potential pitfalls of therapy with a brain doctor. If a qualified professional is successful in curing you of your narcissistic, perverted, deceitful, arrogant, exhibitionist, cheating, unfaithful, misogynistic, pedophile ways then people might not recognize you. If you admit your guilt and repent your myriad sins, indeed if a medical professional is able to turn you into a productive and faithful member of society – you won’t be a Democrat anymore. Let’s face it; if you weren’t such a despicable little lying prick, you might be a Republican.
Anyway you look at it – you aren’t going to get an invitation to Nancy Pelosi’s next cocktail party. Sorry about that reference – I mean soiree.
You have a way with words. Thanks for the great post.
ReplyDeleteExcellent. So he's really not a bad guy, minus all those faults?
ReplyDeleteWell you have to be careful. He could very well be a committed socialist or he could be psychotic - it is really tough to tell the difference. A doctor might be able to tell.
ReplyDeleteAfter being the Democrat Party's most vicious and hateful battering ram - I'll bet you that he feels pretty alone right now. Pelosi and Wasserman-Schultz are certainly proving to be fair-weather friends.