Virginia is for Lovers. New York is for?!?!?

I grew up in the West and was teased a great deal about being from the “Land of Fruit and Nuts” when I came East.  However in 1979 I was aboard the USS Iwo Jima (LPH-2) when we pulled into New York Harbor for a port call.  That was the last time I took any crap from anyone for being from the “Land of Fruit and Nuts.”  I would tell anyone subsequently that New York City was where the fruit and nut factory was.  While I was disappointed in the vile and disgusting move by New York’s government in promoting homosexual “marriage” – I am not really very surprised.  It is a thoroughly disgusting place.  I’m sure that the people of Western New York are every bit as disgusted by the perverts in New York City as the people of Spokane are with the perverts in Seattle or the people in Barstow are of the perverts in San Francisco. 

This is the lesson that we continue to learn about Liberals (Progressives, Democrats, Socialists, Perverts, whatever) – they can’t be trusted with the reigns of government – ever.   Homosexual marriage has come to a State ballot 31 times and it has been defeated by the people 31 times.  That’s a pretty awesome record.  Homosexual marriage even went down in flames in 2008, in California, in a year when Democrat (Socialist, Progressive, Liberal, whatever) Barack Obama won the Presidency.  You see, “We the People” don’t like it and we don’t want it. 

We have a tiny, perverse, and radical minority pushing for us to accept one of nature’s aberrations.  Instead of getting these pathetic creatures help with their malady they are pushing forward to normalize an abomination.  When I was growing up practicing homosexuality was illegal in all 50 States and it still should be.  Our Nation was a better place to live then and we weren’t constantly confronted by perversion. 

You won this round.  We aren’t done yet.  

 

Chris Wallace, Are You A Moron?

I was watching “Fox News Sunday” and saw Chris Wallace askCongresswoman Michele Bachmann whether or not she was a “flake.” 

Chris Wallace, are you a complete moron?  I generally don’t watch your show but I did today because I wanted to hear what Congresswoman Bachmann had to say.  In general I was impressed.  I was also impressed at how she handled your stupid question.  Had it been me, I might have slapped you. 

Had you been interviewing Congressman Ron Paul or Governor Gary Johnson would you have asked them if they were both “flakes?”  Indeed they are certifiable “flakes” though Bachmann hasn’t done anything to deserve that kind of treatment.    

I don’t think I ever really warmed to you Wallace – now I know why – you’re a dummy.  

 

How to kick-off a campaign the right way

Dear Governor Jon Huntsman Jr.,

This is how to enter the fray in a manly fashion:

Handicap June 21, 2011

Okay – who was waiting for Jon Huntsman Junior to throw his hat into the ring?  Anyone?  I didn’t think so.  Indeed it is a bit irritating to have to redo the old handicap sheet for such a political light-weight. 

1.  Governor Tim Pawlenty – Okay, I know he wimped out on the opportunity to slap Romney over the Obamneycare crack – but I still like him in this crowd.  Understand I wouldn’t have picked him to be our standard-bearer – However among those that have declared, he is still the best.  I realize that is a little bit like picking Mohammed and saying he’s the best downhill snow skier in Saudi Arabia – but you have to play the hand you are dealt. 

2.  Congresswoman Michele Bachmann – she might be the toughest one of the entire field thus far.  Call me a Neanderthal, but I don’t think the country is really ready for a woman President and I don’t think that Bachmann is ready for the job either.  I did move her up as she is right on the issues and tough as woodpecker lips. 

3.  Godfather CEO Herman Cain – the more I see, the less he resonates with me.  I like him.  He would be orders of magnitude better than Obama, but I’m not warming to Cain. 

4.  Senator Rick Santorum – I can’t get around a real lack of executive experience.  Certainly orders of magnitude better than Obama (even with 3 years of executive experience under his belt), but I wanted a “been there, done that” guy and not a “trust me” guy. 

5.  Governor Mitt Romney – he is just not the best American for the job.  Just looking at governors who have been in the arena, none of them have screwed the pooch like Romney did in Massachusetts.   Mitt should do the right thing and jump on the first “Draft Christie,” "Draft McDonnell,” or "Draft Perry” bus that comes by. 

6.  Governor Jon Huntsman, Jr. – the word that kept rolling around in my head all day was “pussy.”  I don’t want to hear any of that “civility” crap until you can find one civil Democrat.  Republicans (and in particular Conservatives) have bent over backwards to deal with these liberal lunatics to no avail.  Huntsman, go back to Utah and grow a pair.  Or get some man-up lessons from Congresswoman Bachmann or Governor Sarah Palin. 

7.  Speaker Newt Gingrich – please Newt put the campaign out of its misery.  I get the whole “ideas” thing – I do.  You are more effective from your platform on the side than you are in the arena right now.  You are damaged goods.  I think that your ideas articulated by a guy like . . . . . oh . . . . . Christie, McDonnell, or Perry would work pretty damn well.  Hell I like you, but every time I see you speak now I think “Freaking College Professor puke.” 

As before that is the end of the serious candidates.  If Congressman Ron Paul is the only choice on Election Day – I’m going to try to convince my gun toting buddies to go find a little country to overthrow and start over again.  We’ll adopt the 1870 US Constitution (we aren’t using it anymore) and see if we can prevent screwing it up this time. 

Governor Rick Perry is still my guy.  The liberals are scared too as there are some hatchet jobs starting to come out.   

 

You F***ed Up – You Trusted Us

A good friend bought a hybrid car specifically to use the High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes to get to work in Northern Virginia.  If you don’t live in Northern Virginia (or other high population density area) you probably don’t understand the various schemes proffered by government to solve the problems created by the government in Washington, DC.  

As with most government schemes they have failed or been marginally effective.  Buses, trains, van pools and the like are unpopular and frequently expensive alternatives to Americans driving their personal car to work.  Regional governments are saddled with huge expenses to move people around with future revenue mortgaged by things like Metro.  Meanwhile nothing can stem the growth of government and thus the increase in the number of people that need to get into Washington DC.  It is a recipe for disaster. 

In the middle of the furball of people trying to move through gridlock to get into Washington DC some watermelon (green on the outside, red on the inside) comes up with a plan to allow single riders in hybrid vehicles unfettered access to HOV lanes.  That plan addressed a non-existent problem (Global Warming) by undermining the purpose of HOV lanes (taking cars off the road) by returning to one-person per vehicle operations. 

My friend bought his hybrid car in good faith in a faithless government.  The program isn’t successful and now the government is making noise about abandoning these good people by changing the rules about who can utilize the HOV lanes.   The newest scheme is HOT lanes where tolls are charged with rates dependent on the volume of vehicles on the road.  Hybrids need not apply.  Nothing will get between a government and potential revenue, even a promise made or implied to hybrid purchasers.  

When I think about hybrid drivers and my government it reminds me of the movie “Animal House.”  I am specifically speaking of the scene where the frat boys take the wrecked car that Flounder had borrowed from his older brother and turn it into the “Death-mobile” float.  You remember when Eric (Rush Chairman) Stratton played by Tim Matheson says to Kent (Flounder) Dorfman played by Stephen Furst “You F***ed up.  You trusted us.”  

That’s all I can tell my friend now.  You f***ed up, you trusted them.  

     

Wasserman-Schultz

I think that I’m going to like having Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (Moron - FL) as the new Chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee.  She’s stupid.  I don’t say this to be mean – I say it because it’s true. 

On Sunday I heard her say that Obama has done a good job with the economy because he “struck a balance” between tax cuts and investments.  Really?  What Obama did . . . actually what the Democrat Congress did since Barack hasn’t really lead in anything . . . What Obama did was ensure that whatever good he might have done was overwhelmed by SPENDING.  So by “balancing” tax cuts with SPENDING (liberals, democrats, progressives, and socialists call that “investing”) you defeat any good that the tax cuts might have done.  Do one or the other – doing both doesn’t work.  If the people of the United States had of gotten a net tax cut over the SPENDING then we would be in recovery rather than mired in recession. 

Then the gift that keeps on giving - Wasserman-Schultz slips up and tells the truth!  Democrats never do that – is she crazy?  Wasserman-Schultz when asked when the Democrats would own the economy she responded in part “I’m going to take ownership right now.”  Debbie – let me guarantee you that you are going to hear that again. 

Man are we going to have fun with you. 

Handicap June 14, 2011

I didn’t watch the debates as I was with other Republicans planning on how we turn Virginia redder than it already is.  From the news today, it seems as if I didn’t miss much.  However I did catch Governor Rick Perry on the Neil Cavuto show today, more about that later. 

Handicapping the declared Republicans as of today:

1.        Governor Tim Pawlenty – I’m sticking with Tim.  I saw him on the weekend show on Fox and I’m convinced that he is the closest thing that we can find to President Calvin “Quiet Cal” Coolidge who saved the country from that moron Woodrow Wilson. 

2.       Godfather Pizza CEO Herman Cain – I still think Cain is a distant second.  Right on the issues in a folksy way but lacks experience in the rough and tumble world of politics.  The right VP could help close the gap – maybe a former governor.

3.       Congresswoman Michele Bachmann – I don’t like legislators for high office though Bachmann had a life before running for office as a tax attorney.  I’m not happy about the TEA movement connection, but if she is able to harness that movement for good she could be a real powerhouse.   My big concern is the “Sharon Angle Effect” on a national scale (TEA movement beats the Republican effort in the primary to put an unwinnable candidate on the ticket in November).  However, she is on the correct side of all the issues and she’s an in-your-face conservative.  I could just be another male chauvinist pig, but I’m not sure the Nation is ready for a woman president even though Bachmann is the best of any contenders past or present. 

4.        Senator Rick Santorum – I like his politics but I don’t like his background.

5.       Governor Mitt Romney – I can’t bring myself to trust old Mitt.  Pawlenty put his finger on part of the problem coining the phrase Obamneycare. 

6.       Speaker Newt Gingrich – being abandoned by his senior staff should have put the final bullet in that campaign and I’m not sure why that hasn’t occurred to Newt. 

No more serious candidates even though I hear that Representative Ron Paul didn’t make a fool of himself last night. 

I want Governor Rick Perry to do for the entire United States of America what he has done for Texas.  I can’t find a down side to Governor Perry entering the race.  He would go straight to the number one spot on my chart.  I remain convinced that a Perry-Bolton ticket would fix both the country and the world.  Of course the lib-Nazis would call Perry a cowboy, but the vision of former UN Ambassador John Bolton in the VP seat would make them froth at the mouth.  

      

Democrats and Standards

As local WMAL Radio Host Chris Plante likes to say; "If it weren't for double standards, Liberals would have no standards at all."

 

 

Nobody likes quitter Tony

I just heard the shocking news that Congressman Anthony Weiner (Pervert – NY) is thinking of bowing to pressure.  He’s thinking about resigning.  Here’s a little pep talk to keep him in the game. 

Tony you should think of the precedent you would be setting if you were the very first Democrat to do the right thing.  If you were to do the honorable thing and quit – what would that mean to Charlie Rangel?  Barney Frank? 

This problem is bigger than you are Tony – you have the shame of the entire Party riding on your skinny, naked, shoulders.  

 

Don’t Fix the Weiner!!

Dear Representative Anthony “Weenie-Wagger” Weiner.

Personally I have thought that you needed professional psychiatric help from the very moment that you splashed onto the National stage.  However I think that it is only fair to warn you about the potential pitfalls of therapy with a brain doctor.  If a qualified professional is successful in curing you of your narcissistic, perverted, deceitful, arrogant, exhibitionist, cheating, unfaithful, misogynistic, pedophile ways then people might not recognize you.  If you admit your guilt and repent your myriad sins, indeed if a medical professional is able to turn you into a productive and faithful member of society – you won’t be a Democrat anymore.  Let’s face it; if you weren’t such a despicable little lying prick, you might be a Republican. 

Anyway you look at it – you aren’t going to get an invitation to Nancy Pelosi’s next cocktail party.   Sorry about that reference – I mean soiree.  

 

Presidential Handicapping Update

With all the . . . .ahem . . . excitement over Representative Anthony “Tony the Pole” Weiner (Pervert – NY) I missed commenting on former Senator Rick Santorum’s announcement that he was running for President. Unfortunately Santorum gets fed into the mix as he isn’t a game changer.  My picks at this stage for declared candidates:  

1. Governor Tim Pawlenty – Pawlenty gave a major economic speech last week and he gets it. President George W. Bush cut taxes and revenues to the government actually increased year after year. That’s the economic calculus that Democrats just don’t get – but Pawlenty does.

2. Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain – I have heard a great deal more from Cain and generally like what I hear. I still worry about his folksy ways and glib responses to tough questions. His business acumen and conservative ideology kept him in second place.

3. Senator Rick Santorum – A lawyer and career politician – not a good combination. Santorum is more “in-your-face” than your average Republican and I like that. He generally is always on the right side of every debate and he stands up to the “moderate” wing of the Party. He is a tight third right behind Cain.

4. Governor Mitt Romney – the only good thing that I can say about Romney is that he would be better than a second term with Barack Obama. Of course it’s hard to imagine any Republican who wouldn’t be better than a second term with Obama.

5. Speaker Newt Gingrich – I really wish he would go away. Gingrich would do a much better job manning the helm of American Solutions and sniping from the sidelines. Certainly having his campaign staff bail on him this week tells me something about Gingrich.

Within the realm of “declared candidates” that is the end of the serious ones.

I could vote for any of the top three without reservation. I would have to hold my nose while voting for Romney. Fortunately, I don’t think that Gingrich is going to make it to November 2012.

Hang in there Weiner

I understand that Rush Limbaugh recommended that Representative Anthony Weiner (Pervert – NY) remain in office.  I concur.  We need to be reminded of family values Democrat style.  Maybe Weiner can hook up with Representatives Barney Frank (Pervert – MA) and Charlie Rangel (Tax Cheat – NY) to have a Depravity Caucus. 

Tony don’t you let them push you around.  You are absolutely correct that other members of Congress have misbehaved:

Rep. Tom Foley (Texter – FL) – The Republican was forced to resign.

Rep. Charlie Rangle – (Tax Cheat – NY) – The Democrat is still seated in your cesspool. 

Sen. Larry Craig – (Toe Tapper – ID) – The Republican initially resigned but changed his mind and served out the final year of his term amid a storm of protest by fellow Republicans.  He didn’t run for re-election. 

Rep Barney Frank (Marijuana Farmer and Gay Escort Service operator – MA) – Nothing can make Democrat Barney stop tormenting his country with his perverted presence and the Massachusetts voters can’t be shamed into removing their support.  Unbelievably still seated in your cesspool. 

Rep. Chris Lee – (Shirtless Self Photographer – NY) – The Republican resigned the same day that a shirtless photo of him was published. 

Sen. Teddy Kennedy – (Drunk – MA) – Killing a young lady didn’t restrain Massachusetts voters from leaving Democrat Kennedy in Congress.  The “Lion of the Senate” drank, whored, and cheated his way through the next 47 years.  Tony nothing you have ever done sinks to the level of Teddy’s wickedness. 

Sen. John Ensign – (Cheater – NV) – The Republican’s extra-marital affair led to his resignation though in fairness he did try for awhile to ride it out. 

Rep. Gary Studds – (Child Rapist – MA) – Democrat homosexual Studds had sex with a 17 year old boy whose parents probably didn’t expect him to learn about that when they sent him to be a Congressional page.  Though censured by Congress Studds continued to serve for the next 14 years.  It seems that even a homosexual predator can’t annoy Massachusetts voters. 

Rep. Dan Crane – (Child Rapist – FL) – Republican Crane was censured the same year as Studds for engaging in sex with a female page.  Florida voters did the right thing and voted Crane out the following year. 

Rep. William Jefferson – (Corruption – LA) – You remember Democrat Jefferson, the guy who kept $90,000 in his refrigerator?  He was re-elected months after the FBI raided his office and continued to serve even after being indicted the following year.  Louisiana voters ousted him the election of 2008. 

Rep. Randy Cunningham – (Easy Bribe – CA) – The Republican resigned after pleading guilty of a variety of charges involving bribery. 

President Bill Clinton – (Liar and Cheater) – The Democrat grand daddy of them all.  Nothing it seems can make the Democrat Party walk away from Filthy Bill.  Though convicted of perjury and even after losing his license to practice law, Randy Bill can still draw a crowd.  Another entry in the “You Can Make This Up” file, Horny Bill officiated at the marriage of Tony and Huma Weiner.  In another bit of irony; Huma works for Hillary Clinton who knows more about being cheated on than any woman alive. 

Tony you might see a pattern here – if not let me point out that you are absolutely in the correct party to continue to serve in Congress regardless of how despicable your actions were.  I dare say that given experience of Clinton, Kennedy, Rangle, Studds, Jefferson, and Frank you have a better than even chance of remaining in the Democrat cesspool.  Indeed you might have qualified for higher office in the Democrat Party. 

     

Where not to spend your college dollars

I want us all to take a pause for a moment from Weinergate (pause but don’t forget) and focus for a minute on where not to send our children for higher education.  Many of you may be making a decision now on where to send tens of thousands of your dollars to educate your children. 

I checked this out after seeing a piece in today’s The Washington Times “Obama loses his team as the economy loses steam.”  Let’s examine the education of President Obama’s economics advisors who helped the Prez maneuver the ship of state over the last two years right onto the rocks of economic disaster:

Austan Goolsbee - Yale (BS Economics) and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (PHD Economics)

Christina (Duckworth) Romer – College of William and Mary (BS Economics) and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (PHD Economics)

Lawrence Summers – a former President of Harvard University, entered the Massachusetts Institute of Technology at the age of 16 where he received a BS in Economics and a PHD in Economics from Harvard. 

Peter Orszag – AB in economics from Princeton University and a Masters and PHD in Economics from the London School of Economics. 

What can we learn from this list?  Well first of all if you send your child to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and expect them to learn anything about economics – you are a lunatic.  I’ll bet you that if you put Goolsbee, Romer, and Summers together around your kitchen table they couldn’t balance your checkbook.

Orszag appears to be the odd man out – though over-educated like the others he didn’t spend time at MIT.  However the two people mentioned as his mentors Alan Blinder and Joseph Stiglitz were both alumnus of - you guessed it - MIT.  Blinder received his PHD from MIT while Stiglitz was an undergrad there. 

The circle is unbroken – don’t send your kid to MIT for economics they will make him/her stupid.   

How about Joe Biden’s pick for an economic advisor?  It was Jared Bernstein who received a Bachelors Degree in Fine Arts (double bass) from the Manhattan School of Music, a Masters Degree in Social Work from the Hunter School of Social Work, and a Masters and PHD from Columbia University in Social Welfare.  Leave it to Joe.  Looking for an adviser on economics and he picks a guy who went to school to study an overgrown violin and socialism.  Any wonder that we are in trouble?

 

“This Economy Took A Big Hit”

In a speech at a Toledo, Ohio Chrysler plant last week President Obama, confronted by more poor jobs figures tried once again to blame his predecessor.  This must be the result of some childhood malady that everything is anyone’s fault except his own.  You know Mr. Obama this one is all you.  I agree – “This economy took a big hit” and that hit’s name is Barack Hussein Obama. 

Treasury Secretary Henry Morgenthau Jr. confessed in a 1939 Congressional hearing that “We have tried spending money.  We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work.”  Morgenthau was the architect of the failed “New Deal” policies of President Franklin D. Roosevelt.  This rare glimpse of honesty from a Democrat came over 8 years after their policies had taken a depression and turned it into the “Great Depression.”  This is why anyone with any sense of economics or history opposed the economic policies of Barack Obama.  It didn’t work before and there was absolutely no reason to think that it would work if we tried it again. 

Even if you think that the United States is an unfair place and that the “rich” have too much money – what we know beyond a shadow of a doubt is that taking their money away and spreading it around doesn’t fix anything.  

Today the Economic Moron-in-Chief said “Our job is to not panic, not to over react.”  They already did that – Stimulus, Cash for Clunkers, Obamacare, and extending unemployment beyond any reasonable limit.  Remember the Congressional Budget Office telling us that we would be better off doing NOTHING than we would be if the Stimulus was implemented?  Everything they predicted is coming true.  Had Obama been doing nothing but playing golf for the last two years we would be better off today than we are with him at the helm. 

We can’t get rid of these buffoons soon enough.  

     

It was Weiner’s Weiner after all

I really had a post about the economy ready to go but . . . . . . I can’t help but point out something that everyone with half a brain already knew – Congressman Anthony Weiner (Moron – NY) is a liar.  I don’t say that because of Weiner’s Weiner incident, rather he has lied to the American people as long as I have been aware of his detestable person.  Weiner lied about the Stimulus Package.  He lied about Obamacare.  He lied about the First Responder’s Healthcare Bill.  Indeed I can’t think of anything substantive that he hasn’t lied about.    

He is now carefully parsing his words to stay in office or in power if you prefer.  You may recall that a Republican sent a picture to a woman and he was gone.  Being a pig or flasher apparently isn’t bad enough in Democrat circles to flush this piece of crap from the cesspool that is the left side of the House of Representatives. 

With role models like Bill “I did not have sex with that woman” Clinton, Chris “Countrywide” Dodd, any of the Kennedys, and Barney “Marijuana Garden” Frank how could you blame Weiner for thinking that this is just a minor inconvenience?  Don’t get me wrong I’m not looking for fairness or equity in the response from either the main-stream media or Democrats – they don’t believe in it and I’m long past expecting it.  But hey – New York – come on – Anthony Weiner?!?  That’s the best you can do?